Chinese Version.

内战期间，许多人的影响，因为被这种伟大的英雄的结果。那么只有一个，这些人实际上都没有的东西。这是一个男人之间的男子，只是他被打死的耻辱。

耶稣很可能是主要因素，因此，内战打的是这样。不仅是耶稣超酷他很聪明。耶稣出生于1923年对20的（或当您被咆哮的方式出生的时候，你不是去 上学了。）泗反正大家都知道耶稣是伟大的事情。当他把三年，他掌握了该游戏的每个人都知道如何艰苦，该死的事情是。不久后，通用电气厌倦了，所以他买了自 行车。有一天，他就在这个好车，他刚花和一些黑人很多钱偷了出来，从他下面。他几个小时后，他跑尖叫，“黑鬼偷走了我的自行车！”是什么也不做的。这是当 他知道这是一个改变的时候。他很快就发现，黑人不偷摩托车。因此，他问马蒂Melfy可以使他从过去的一年，因为这些东西死亡与美国总统克林顿一起。他得 到他的摩托车，骑从斯普林菲尔德纽约一路到奥林匹亚华盛顿，像五十万点零零零万英里的那即使飞机很多e。当他到达那里时，想到了一个计划的IP，这个计划 似乎疯了，它被称为是非暴力的抗议。他坐在那里，直到几天就有人告诉他，他可能会产生的政府。他决定，黑人必须停止偷窃自行车。正因为如此，内战爆发。内 战是与中国和巴基斯坦。人民争取大约在50年的战争终于在2020年结束。但是，仅仅是因为中国象耶稣是我们的弹药时，耶稣只是回答说：“我有什么工作 呢？”他只是接受了香蕉，15秒后，他开发了原子弹，并投下巴基斯坦，并杀害了很多人们。耶稣的人认为是作弊，使他们退出并加入了一个新的服务器。一旦战 争结束，耶稣被击中一辆汽车，并与他的最后一口气，他说：“我舰！”和死亡。

正如你可以看到没有耶稣，世界将是一个可怕的地方。世界各地的黑人将窃取你的自行车。因此，没有他，我们都将束手无策。

教师反应：

有明确的文件的问题。作为一个CAL告诉你似乎已成为笑话。随着众多的语法和结构错误，你未能证明与所提出的任何信息。有了，我需要跟你说话，安排一个新文件的主题。

Awesomeness around the world.

Across the continents I search;

For awesomeness' hidden research.

Greatness of different skin tone;

I learn that I am not alone.

by Fag Bag in the Lag.

Greetings, I'm back, miss me much? I know, I miss me too =]. Anyway, as I previously mentioned, the important event in my life is finally over. What was it? I traveled across the land, searching far and wide. For others who are also awesome. I've realized, I am not alone. That means, I will now bring to you, awesomeness from each and every corner of the world, hurrah. First off, I'll introduce you to an awesome fella, from Ohio. Pansy Candy in a Randy. He wrote the follow essay: Please click to enlarge.If you can’t read it, it says the following:
Pansy's response:

Civil War Hero -

During the Civil War many people influenced the outcome because of being such great Heroes. Well only one of these people actually did something. This was a man amongst men it is just a shame that he was killed.

Jesus was probably the main factor why the Divil war was fought the way it was. Not only was Jesus super cool he was really smart. Jesus was born in 1923 about the time of the roaring 20’s (or when you were born Btw did you go to school with him.) Si anyways everyone knew Jesus was something great. When he turned three he mastered the pogo stick everyone knows how hard that damn thing is. Shortly after ge was bored with it so he bought a bike. One day he was out on this nice bike he just spent a lot of money on and some black guy stole it out from underneath him. He ran after him for hours screaming, “nigga stole my bike!” no one did anything at all. This is when he knew it was time for a change. He quickly learned that black people don’t steal scooters. So he asked Marty Melfy could bring him one from the past because those things died along with president Clinton. He got his scooter and rode it from Springfield New York all the way to Olympia Washington, that’s like 5 billion miles that’s e lot even for an airplane. Once he got there he came ip with a plan, this plan seemed crazy, it was called the non-violent protest. He sat around for days until someone just told him he could have the government. He decided that black peoeple needed to stop stealing bikes. Because of this the Civil War broke out. The Civil war was between China and Pakistan. The people fought for about fifty years the war finally ended in 2020 . But only because China was like Jesus we are out of ammo, Jesus simply replied “What do I have to work with?” he only had a banana, 15 seconds later he developed the atom bomb and dropped it on Pakistan and killed a lot of people. The people thought Jesus was moding so they quit and joined a new server. Once the war was over Jesus was hit by a car, and with his last breath he said “warship me!” and died.

As you can see without Jesus the world would be a terrible place. All over the world black people would be stealing your bike. So without him, we all would be helpless.

Teacher response:

There are clear issues with the paper. As one cal tell you seemed to have taken this as a joke. Along with numerous grammatical and structural errors, you failed to prove anything with the presented information. With that I will need to speak with you and arrange a new paper topic.

So people, let's try and do this be it assignment, test, or examination. Do it, stop examinations, save the trees, save the world. Till then, Common Sense, Bullsheetz Dance.

New blog, new world, new direction.

Greetings. I'm sorry to inform you that Cattledungs is now officially closed. After much consideration, I've decided to continue blogging at this new site of mine. It will be entirely owned and managed by me, myself and I. A new concept shall be formed soon. Look out for new ideas which in my opinion are still very very awesome. It shall be as the tittle suggests, very much a tease of common sense using my twisted logic. To hell with Cattledungs, shall be always remembered as a piece of my e-life. Cheers to all our fans and loyal followers, I look foward to our future awesome laughter together. New posts shall be released in a frenzy after a certain important event of my personal life. Till then, peace out. Money talks; bullshit walks. Common sense; bullsheetz dance.